Another hubby collaboration.
There are some characters that you just want to throttle because they are so irritating. It’s not the actor (well okay sometimes it is) but the character they are portraying . This post is dedicated to those guys/gals, you can check out Eric’s list HERE
In no particular order:
Daisy Wick – Bones
DAISY: You know, every time I get stuck on my dissertation, I think to myself, “WWBD.”
BRENNAN: I have no idea what that means.
DAISY:“What Would Brennan Do?” I mean, it really should be “WWDBD”- “What Would Dr. Brennan Do?” but that seems unnecessarily formal since I’m only thinking it silently.
Rachel Berry – Glee
“You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it’s a metaphor, and metaphors are important. My gold stars a metaphor for me being a star.”
Meredith Grey – Grey’s Anatomy
“Okay, here it is, your choice… it’s simple, her or me, and I’m sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big ‘pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window’, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.”
Priya Koothrapali – Big Bang Theory
It’s probably sad that I just couldn’t find a good quote from Priya. The character was carried by all the rest repeatedly. Thankfully she’s gone now.
Zoey – HIMYM
Another one I just couldn’t find anything good from. But honestly who would want to be in a relationship that you can’t agree on ANYTHING, especially the big stuff.
Tara Thornton – True Blood
“Know what you sound like? One of those country songs about dumb bitches that let their men beat on them and cheat on them, all in the name of true love.” I actually really liked Tara in season one, would have counted her in among my faves, but along came Maryann & Eggs and things went downhill from there. Sad.
Napoleon Dynamite – Napoleon Dynamite
Deb What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite A liger.
Deb What’s a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.
Lila – Dexter
“Oh, pardon my tits.”
Well if they weren’t always hanging out we wouldn’t have to Lila, lol.
Liz Parker – Roswell
“Have you ever had a moment when you’re with the one person in the world you want to be with and the wind is blowing through your hair and the song that just describes your entire soul happens to come on, and then the person that you want to be with happens to love the same song and suddenly you realize you’re listening to it together? And that no matter how crazy your life has gotten there’s this one moment… this perfect moment… where you could just say that no matter what happens, nothing can take this moment away from me… And then, something does.” <Gag>
Marissa Cooper – The O.C.
“Standing my ground is not really my strong suit.”
Ruby Rhod – The Fifth Element
“Quiver, ladies, quiver”
“Screeeech”
David – Shaun of the Dead
David: Basically, I’d say your nine lives are up, Shaun
Shaun: Get fucked, four eyes! Why don’t you go out with her if you love her so much?
David: What do you mean by that?
[storms off]
David: Well, I don’t know what he meant by that.
[uncomfortable silence]
Druscilla – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Drusilla: Ooh. I’m ringing. – Do you hear it? I’m ringing – all – over!
[Darla grabs the phone from Drusilla’s cleavage]
Drusilla: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
Theon Greyjoy – Game of Thrones
“I am no man’s daughter. If you mislike my garb, I will change it.
Cassie Blake – The Secret Circle
“It’s like I’m living in a Harry Potter movie.”
A- Pretty Little Liars
How can a faceless person (team) be so annoying….. Because they are so faceless. Whoever A is they keep screwing around A-nonomously & it’s annoying.
Jenny Schector – The L-Word
“I’m sitting in the chair, writhing in agony. A demon, a minor demon, is pinning me there, fucking with my head. ‘Abraxas’, he says, ‘I’m Abraxas, the demon of lies and deceit’. ” <Writing. Always so dramatic & seriously just so fucked up!!
Catherine Martin – Silence of the Lambs
Maybe I’m just being cruel here, but stand up bitch and fight back. Scream, scream scream and wait for rescue I guess. Maybe steal a dog but then not plan for royally pissing off the freak that just kidnapped you.
Fran – The Nanny
Honestly I don’t remember much about this show except her strange nanny outfits & that damn voice. Screechy annoying voice, blech.
Michael Scott – The Office
I actually can’t stand this show, the strange camera set-up (which has also deterred me from Modern Family which I enjoyed otherwise). But how on Earth does this man get to be a manager, wtf!
“When I said that I was king of forwards, you’ve got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.”
Definitely agree with some! Some of these shows I didn’t even know you watched lol
Really? Like which ones? I admit I don’t actually watch The Office because I hate it & I’m waaaaay behind on Grey’s but I do enjoy it.
Glee, for one lol and Pretty Little Liars…are they like guilty pleasures? Cause they are for me lol I did recently find out from Ames that you watch Game of Thrones, which I am LOVING. So that pic made me laugh out loud. & I’m also way behind on Greys, another guilty pleasure. It’s got some great quotes. Can’t stand Private Practice though mainly cause of Addison (Ah there’s one I can add to a list if I create one! haha). Are you caught up on The Secret Circle? I’ve only seen the first few episodes, hoping it gets better…I did read the first book but I don’t remember it…and don’t think it’s following it, really.
Ha, yes Glee & PLL are def. guilty pleasures but PLL is more that I want to know what the hell is going on because all the main characters in that annoy the crap out of me. I am caught up on Secret Circle as of an hour ago 🙂 but that’s really another one that I am not quite sure why I am still watching because it doesn’t actually get any better. Faye is the best part about it.
I forgot about Addison or I would have put her actually.
I LOVE GoT, both the show & the books so far.